me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?
the defendant: i’m a scorpio
me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor
Welp since the internet is dying today I just wanna say that I love y’all & get ready bc once these t*ump supporters realize that they can’t access pornhub without asking their mom to pay extra for it there’s gonna be riots in the streets every goddamn day.
